2.11.2008

Smackdown

C: The weekend belonged to Senator Barack Obama. He swept Clinton. Running the table in Maine, Washington State, Nebraska and Louisiana and the all crucial US Virgin Islands. Hilary fired/demoted her Campaign Manager. It would be par for the course if someone kicked the Clinton's dog Sunday afternoon to top it off. And now the bad demographic bucket of cold water know as the Cheseapeake cluster is staring Clinton in the face. Hilary is clicking her heels together, "Super-delegates, super-delegates, super-delegates..."

And Reverend Mike Hucklebee is having trouble with his math skills. Word is Chuck Norris is going to roundhouse kick that delegate count into submission.

New Mexico *cue final Jeopardy theme music* still. Counting. Ballots.

In Other News: Drunken Politics is in serious negotiations to take control of the RP Blimp as he's decided to scale down his campaign. Well, not really. But we want that Blimp.

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